There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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