So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Woke up backwards on a recliner
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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