He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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