I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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