So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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