quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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