Buhtt sex?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The uberlube is also flammable
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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