dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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