The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
MIDGETS
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
All I want is dick and wine.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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