I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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