Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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