just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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