He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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