:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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