ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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