used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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