okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
