the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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