ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It's never too late to be topless.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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