What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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