We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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