Quick, to the slutcave!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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