Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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