ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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