Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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