she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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