That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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