you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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