I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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