I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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