I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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