shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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