The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
it's not cheating when I paid for it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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