And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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