strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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