a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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