we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he's gonorrhea incarnate
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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