In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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