Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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