we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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