I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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