I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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