Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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