Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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