You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The power of my boobs compel you
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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