In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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