okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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