I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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