I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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