So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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