I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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